I Was Damn Funny And Lame At 15

          I'm not saying that it's gotten any better but I have to admit that my English skill is far better. Yesterday, I experienced a nostalgic moment so I went looking for my old blogs. The one I'm going to talk about is my oldest blog. I was 15 and was going to go a high school in September and obviously had nothing to do during the summer holiday.

          I leave finding out how lame I was to you and share with my funny and sometimes confusing moments. Let's start with my top moments when–

Explaining The Purpose Of The Blog, Talking About It

"I've created this blog for a reason that was so clear to me two hours ago but I don't remember it now so I'm just continuing what I've started." 

"I'm willing to advise anyone on anything. (But nobody's infallible.)"

"If you become a member of this web, it'll be useless for you, but I'll be glad."

"I know many of you are tired of your stereotype. Well, I have a simple solution for you– read about my stereotype."

"I'm not sure about the purpose of this blog, it's probably a sort of "time-killing" thing."

"I thank everyone who supports me (when I find such person, I'll thank to her/him) and those who pay the internet connection."

Introducing Myself

"I'm a normal and intelligent girl. (I'd use superlatives but I don't want you to suffocate from laughing.)"

"I go to school, deal with my problems, enjoy the little things life–– well, doesn't offer but I always enforce them somehow for myself."

"What did you think you'd learn about me? My address? I'm writing under a pseudonym, for Christ's sake."

"I talk about things nobody cares about."

"My speech is extremely proper........ and I don't make up non-existing suffixes!"

"My essay about my free time ended with words: "These people need support from the Ministry of education." Nah, I've got no idea how I got there."

"In P.E. we go running into a forest. I don't know how and why my teacher came to that idea; nobody likes it. You know, there are some people aka. extraordinary individuals who are capable of tripping over and smashing their fac... knees in there. (Yes, I'm one of them.)"

From My News And Random Posts

"It's the Mothers' Day next Sunday........ I don't know what to buy, mom doesn't do her makeup, her head aches from perfumes, she doesn't watch TV much, chocolate is too sweet for her, and I could go on like this 'till Christmas. And then I'd have to start over because I'd need to get another present for her."

"I took a regular test this morning: A, B, C, D– choose one and go. But when I turned the paper, I almost swallowed my pen. I was supposed to write a coherent text!"

"During the previous month, plenty of new articles appeared on my page– interesting ones and those not-so-interesting (I know, not everybody shares interest in education with me)."

"...no beauty stuff on my site. Seriously, I struggle to distinguish my toothbrush from my mascara in the mornings."

"The phone, my long-term temporary alarm clock, rang and I had to get up. (I will get some real alarm clock, really.)"

"... I turned the page and there were tasks from maths. At that point, my preparation seemed to have been insufficient. I didn't even understand some of the tasks. So I made up my own and solved them my way."

"...Apart from these, spring and summer are so-so bearable. Heat, sunburns, dehydration... Frankly, are you still looking forward to them?"

     Alright, this is enough for today I think. I'm not used to experiencing so much embarrassment in one day. But I'm content. I know the things I posted there weren't as stupid as I thought. Oh wait, yes they were.

love & peace

Ciray

PS: Don't  you even dare to look for that blog!